I've been doing weekly radio programs (WPRB, WRSU, WFMU) on and off for 20 years now, and in all that time, you'd think I might have learned something important. Then again, maybe it all depends on how broad your definition of that word is. For example, I have firmly established beyond all doubt that opening a radio program with this song will generate an email or phone call from a girl on the inside of six minutes.
This isn't a hunch or a gag, nor is it thinly-veiled advice for my single friends who also reside behind the mic with some degree of regularity.
This is science. This is Jonathan Richman.
Good taste by McGasko.