What Salmonella Outbreak?

Pictured: The breakfast of better days: Runny eggs on cheesy toast with potato fried in duck fat. Photo circa 2008.

Also, the way the tainted eggs are being tracked and reported on is starting to remind me of my childhood fear that migratory Killer Bees would eventually find their way from Texas to my backyard. They're coming! They're coming! Eve, fetch my shotgun!