Via On the Media's Facebook feed:
Let's play Mad Libs. It's [adjective] that belief in [theory] as an explanation for the origin of [noun] earns you a [phrase]. Our solution: troubling; evolution; life; political attack ad.
My idea for a reality show: Let's imagine 20 years into Alabama's future and see how well the kids who grow up under the policies of non-science are prepared to compete in the world. I suppose their parents will save thousands in college tuition fees because no college will find them fit for admission. Everybody wins!
Next time: Seriously, why don't we just deport all the smart people?